The Spalted Curly Mango Fluke

Everybody's favorite eBay ukulele dealer, MusicGuyMic, is proud to announce the arrival of his very own custom limited-edition Fluke ukulele, the Spalted Curly Mango Tenor Electric Fluke, or S.Cu.M.T.E.F., as we like to call it!

Produced in a limited edition of only ten, count 'em, ten, custom ukuleles, each one has a gorgeous solid top made from an incredible one-of-a-kind piece of spalted curly mango wood.

What the heck does "spalted" mean, you may wonder? Well, we did too, and it turns out that it means: "a disharmonious or antagonistic interaction between two fungal mycelia of the same species." Huh? Well, to make a very long story short, in the case of woods used for instrument-making, this is a very good thing, because the end result of all those teeny-tiny little fungi fighting it out with each other is that the wood is left with incredibly beautiful patterns and grains and swirls that are almost psychedelic-looking, like a head-shop poster, only made out of wood!

These ukuleles are tenor-sized with a rosewood neck and the newest B-band pickup system, and they will come with Aquila strings as a standard option. Plus, you'll also get a free gigbag and a hardshell case, and, to top it all off, the shipping on these babies is free, too!

So, remember, there's only ten of these available, and when they're gone, they're gone, so, if you're thinking of treating yourself or a loved one to, like, the best present in the whole world ever, you'd better grab one fast! As always, click the pic to see it bigger, and be sure to visit MusicGuyMic's terrific eBay store if you want one, and, hey, let's face it, who wouldn't? Besides, like all Fluke ukuleles, they're "Made In The USA," so if you don't buy one, the terrorists win! •